Bartsona
One of the artforms of All Time
I should probably say - first thing - that we made this for Fools’ Day. :)
The Bartsona is the pinnacle of modern artwork. Everything ever drawn, sculpted, and written about all led up to this art form. Society has peaked as as a society. The burden of blindness is being lifted; I can see past the Fog. Hopefully, by the end of this exhibition, you can too, even as it draws ever nearer.
Bartsona “Singlethompson”
In this piece. We see a Bart. He covers his nose to mask the smell. He points to the source. It says a lot about us. We should all be nicer to bart or. suffer the consequenc
Note from the artist:
“I made this because [omitted; unimportant. This truly is our Journalism Class]”
This one has many stripes. He also has makeup and wings. He appears to be balding, which is sad. The piece stands as an allegory for spreading our wings before we pass and we MUST be expressive. Hence, magazine literary. Read books. Obligatory
Note from the artist:
“May Bart be forever free…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….“
Bartsona “Strayjacket”
He definitely listens to nu metal, the KDH soundtrack and anime intros. Canonically smells terrible
Note from artist:
“skadoosh… hi isla”
Bartsona “Larper”
Based off of the OFFICIAL claire wang wangism from Litmag’s “The Muse.” It is a publication. This piece really goes to show. If you get up really close to your screen, the creature smells like rainbows and sunshine. Barttastic !
Note from the artist:
“poopfart + skadoosh x2… hi irina”
Bartsona “claier wanggism”
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In conclusion, the “Lit” (cool) “Mag” (magazine) will be disbanding because we have found the most expressive artform. Years of submissions led up to this moment. We hope that you understand
April Fools :)